How To Survive A Zombie Apocalypse In 6 Steps

Yeah, thought I’d pitch in on all those doomsday predictions and prophecies on how the world will end. Let’s take a look at zombies though, instead of climate change! Zombies have been a ‘fear’ of all times and have been depicted in countless movies, comics, cartoon series, books … you name it. While protagonists often go down fighting I’ll teach you how to survive a zombie apocalypse should one occur…

Instructions

 Things You’ll Need
  • Food
  • Firearms
  • Ammunition
  • Medical supplies
  • Sword or machete
  • Radio
  • Walkie-talkie

Check the link below to find your one-stop-shop for all your zombie-fighting goodies:

Zombie Tools

let’s move on to the 6 steps you should follow in order to survive:

  1. Stay informed. Watch news reports and listen to the radio. In addition to the Emergency Response Message, you should hear information about the spread of the undead, reports of safe areas and suggestions as to what survivors should do. You’ll need a radio that can run on batteries and solar power if possible. Also, using a walkie-talkie can keep you in tune with others who may be in need of help–or offering it. 
  2. Avoided heavily populated areas. If the zombies can spread their virus, curse or disease, a densely populated area will be more of a breeding ground than a safe haven. On the other hand, avoid being totally isolated, in case you have to face a horde of undead yourself. You want a moderately populated area that affords quick exits and good protection. in short, GTFO out of the big ass crowded city!
  3. Find law-enforcement or military assistance. Provided that civilization hasn’t fallen apart, you may be able to find police or soldiers providing safety and armed protection. Always make them identify themselves verbally before approaching, to ensure that they are not zombified …
  4. Learn to defend yourself. Shooting and hacking with a bladed weapon will come in handy. If you’re lucky, the living dead will go down with shots to the head. Don’t waste bullets on body shots, as they will prove ineffective. Rely on cutting with a sword, large knife or machete so you can save ammo. Severing their brain stem should do the trick.
  5. Beware of your fellow survivors. Sometimes, they may be the biggest threat to your survival. Other humans who want your supplies or who have lost their minds in the disaster could try to kill you. Never let everyone know about all of your supplies, and never let your guard down completely. If someone is acting mysterious or weird, consider leaving immediately.
  6. Stay prepared. Don’t fight zombies in your T-shirt, that’d be pretty stupid; wear protective clothing if possible. Have non-perishable food and sleep when you can. Most of the time, death by the living dead is a result of careless mistakes and poor planning. Forewarned is forearmed.

Voila, that’s all you need to survive I guess, if not please share in the comment section below! Also, to stay on the subject here’s a track to listen to while you prepare:

/Gamecultist

Author: Niels Van Hellemont

Hi, my name is Niels and I'm a long time fan of movies, anime, comics, games and whatnot. Could say that I'm a bit of a fanatic when it comes to the above mentioned things. I'm currently studying for a Bachelor After Bachelor in Advanced Business Management - Human Resources Management.

5 thoughts on “How To Survive A Zombie Apocalypse In 6 Steps”

  1. I’m amazed how many people have bought into the whole “zombie apocolypse idea”. There are so many people who actually give it alot of credence and there are people who have spent millions zombie proofing their houses.

    I’m not sure I believe that it could happen but I suppose a virus that only activated a very specific function of the brain could do it. If the virus fuctioned as the nervous system i suppose it would be possible.

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